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Fueling a Maine Coon’s Floofin’ Majesty

By Obie, Your Fellow Maine Coon and Culinary Connoisseur

We Maine Coons Are a Breed Apart

Let’s be real: we’re the gentle giants of the feline world. Those ear tufts? Majestic. Those paw mittens? Built for snow (or dominating your keyboard). But our grandeur comes with demands—specifically, a diet that fuels 18–24 months of vertical/length growth followed by 2–3 years of muscle building. After a year and a half of … ahem… “taste-testing” my human’s pantry (RIP, that loaf of bread), here’s why Farmina became our nutritional cornerstone.

Farmina: Designed for Maine Coon Mastery

  1. Growth That Matches Our Timeline
    • 18–24 Months: Farmina’s 44% protein (DM) and 1.3% phosphorus support bone elongation and joint health—no wobbly knees here.
    • Years 2–5: Ancestral grains (spelt/oats) provide steady energy for muscle development, turning us from lanky teens into solid, 20-pound furpedoes.
  2. No Gums, No Regrets
    • After my incident with guar gum (we’ll call it “The Great Litter Robot Rebellion”), Farmina’s gum-free recipes restored my dignity. Now I can focus on important tasks, like sprinting across walls at 3 AM.
  3. Surprise Perks Even I Didn’t See Coming
    • Coat Upgrade: Farmina’s omega-3s transformed my fur from “feral frizz” to “runway ready.”
    • Endless Zoomies: My sister, Arie, and I just turned 2 and channel our inner kittens daily—think parkour off bookshelves and synchronized curtain scaling.

Farmina’s Maine Coon Magic

NutrientFarmina’s RoleOur Benefit
Protein44% DM (N&D Prime Kitten)  Muscle for leaping onto fridges.
Phosphorus1.3% DM (Growth Phase)   Bone density to survive my acrobatics.
Ancestral GrainsSpelt/Oats (Tropical Selection Chicken)  Energy to plot world domination.  
GumsNoneNo more “digestive emergencies.” 

And Another Thing! Well, two’nother things: Orijen and RAWZ

(Yes, in fact, we are fancy enough for three brands)

Wait… Why Are We Talking About Other Brands?

Farmina is our MVP, but even MVP’s need a team. Orijen and RAWZ are strategic teammates in our quest for Maine Coon greatness:

  1. Diverse Proteins = Happy Guts
    • Rotating proteins (chicken, rabbit, lamb) keeps our digestive systems adaptable. If Farmina’s ever out of stock, our stomachs won’t stage a revolt.
  2. Supply Chain Armor
    • By including Orijen/RAWZ daily, we’re prepped for any disruption. No sudden switches = no hairball apocalypses.
  3. Nutritional Gaps? Never Heard of Her.
    • Each brand brings unique strengths, ensuring we get every nutrient a 20-pound furpedo needs.

Why Orijen?

  • Novel Proteins (Wild Boar/Lamb): Reduces allergy risks for sensitive giants like me.
  • WholePrey Philosophy: Organs and bone mimic our ancestral diet, packing in taurine and glucosamine.
  • Freeze-Dried Coating: Makes kibble taste like prey—irresistible even for picky eaters (cough Pepe).

Why RAWZ?

  • Meal-Free Recipes: Dehydrated chicken/turkey retain nutrients better than rendered slop.
  • Low Glycemic Carbs: Keeps blood sugar stable (looking at you, Blue, our DSH roommate).
  • Gum-Free Pâtés: Gentle on tummies that can’t handle additives.

How They Fit Into Our Daily Feast

Dry Food Mix

Wet Food Rotation

Why This Trio Works

BrandMaine Coon PerkSecret Weapon
FarminaTailored growth support Ancestral grains for sustained chaos.
OrijenImmune-boosting variety Freeze-dried crunch for picky eaters.
RAWZ Sensitive-stomach safety net Meal-free, low-glycemic stability. |

Final Thought from the Throne:

Farmina lets us live our best nine lives—glossy, chaotic, and utterly unbothered. And if the kibble gods frown? Orijen and RAWZ ensure we stay regal. Now if you’ll excuse me, I  see a water glass that needs to be pushed off the counter.  

Pawsitively yours,

Obie 🐾

PS – Want a Farmina discount code? Fill out Farmina’s form and they’ll send your code directly to you. They’ll even connect you with a nutrition specialist who can help you select the perfect formula for your fuzzy babes. Of course, my favorites are listed above in case you’d like to try them out. I highly recommend you give them a taste!

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5/27/2025

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Fueling a Maine Coon’s Floofin’ Majesty

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